Principles or regulations governing conduct, action, procedure, and arrangement

There are too many rules these days that chain our society, supposedly for the good of the whole... But really now, how many of them actually benefit mankind in the large scheme of things?
- The government inundates us with them…
- Religion hypnotizes us with them…
- Generations drown us in them…
And after all that, they’re always broken anyway… I’m sick of having my liberties laid out for me; quite the irony of ‘the land of the free…’

I received my condo ‘house rules’ manual the other day – 50 pages… 50 damn pages of rules for an apartment I coughed up 790K for…!

The two below undoubtedly take the cake...
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"Any bodily fluids in any common area..." Would this include defecating?

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Are you serious?

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Reading through the mediocrity made me quite conscious of the absurdity of frivolous procedure... So I took a walk around my neighborhood this evening and literally counted at least seven “NO” signs in one square block... Yes... SEVEN... Please tell me how these contribute to the well being of mankind?


Damn.... Not even to use the Rent-A-John?




What? Park where? Or does there have to be a sign for the sake of a sign...


Dudes... I was rollerblading there just the other day... What a waste...



Relax... I'm just parking...




Absolutely? Oh my!




Because one sign is just not enough...





It's a friggin' dog run!

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Catch my gist?